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Every Dunder Mifflin employee takes great pride in their work. The are literally led by the self proclaimed best boss in the world. You can't just make that up.
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We distribute our time in the office as such: 80% "distracting others," 19% "procrastination," and 0.1% "critical thinking."
“Security in this office park is a joke. Last year I came to work with my spud-gun in a duffel bag. I sat at my desk all day with a rifle that shoots potatoes at 60 pounds per square inch. Can you imagine if I was deranged?””